A snowy-haired father is dying in his bed, surrounded by three
sons. There are cats walking on the headboard, on the dressers, on the carpet.
The father coughs and waves over his eldest son.
ELDEST SON: What is it, father?
FATHER: I have something for you…
The father extends his closed hand and the oldest son puts
his hand out tentatively.
ELDEST SON: What… is it?
FATHER: It’s a Petco savings card. Don’t lose it. The cats
are your responsibility now…
The oldest son takes the savings card.
FATHER: Buy the Science Diet. It’s still on sale….
The father dies. The eldest son clutches the savings card to
his heart with a dutiful expression.
ELDEST SON: I love you, Dad.
Fade to black. On the screen, the following appears:
Petco. It’s what your father would want.
Hahaha! Love it!
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